With such a pleasant, visual name, how come their songs suck? Perhaps I've grown too old to listen to this. When I was in my teens, I would have loved them (maybe). However, it's not all doom and gloom.

There are two songs (I'm not sure if they really fit a definition of "song") that strike a chord. The first is track 3, "I've Been So Mad Lately" which consists of Bianca uttering four-letter words for two minutes plus. I like this "song" because it reminds me of one of my bosses, and how I would dearly love to play this when he's being a pain.

The second song is "Dead Dogs" track 6. For some unknown reason, it makes me laugh picturing this. Weird.

Other than this, the CD reflects the speed in which it was recorded and mixed (3 days).

If you like a lot of screaming, four-letter words, and anger passing for lyrics, this one's for you.

P.S.: If you're a fan of the band, or you just want to drop them an e-mail, you can reach them via the Internet at btrumpet@ix.netcom.com.

Perhaps you can let Bianca know where she can pick up some metal lunch boxes. How about one from "Happy Days." Sounds like she could use a pick-me up.

Reviewer:  Frank Renda